I hate to intrude upon you again, but I’ve noticed you haven’t taken my request seriously. It’s fairly straightforward, so I can only assume that you’ve chosen to ignore my plea. However, your recently egregious behavior in this regard has left me with no choice but to contact you again.
Please stop posting photos of hot chicks you have no chance with.
You appreciate the female form, I get it. So do lots of people, I’d imagine. (I hear that the pornography industry earns upwards of a few thousand dollars every year. I’ve done my research, friend.)
But this is no excuse, because we already know you appreciate the female form. You’ve made this quite clear. But I know personally that people want to know what else you’re into. Warcraft? Microsoft Vista? Andrew W.K.? Sadly, I just don’t know.
Please don’t take this the wrong way. I’m only trying to help you.